Description

For the enlightened, the unhinged, and the unapologetically self-aware.

Wrap yourself in a shirt that says, “I’ve seen the truth, and it’s absurd as hell.” Featuring our sacred circle of eternal chaos—the Ouroboros devouring its own tail—with the all-seeing eye smack in the middle like it just read your browser history. “Borderline Artistic” etched subtly near the bottom, in case anyone was still wondering whether you’re in a cult or just really into glitchcore.

Perfect for:

Casual heresy

Midnight epiphanies

Gas station pilgrimages

Being the most cryptic person at brunch

Wear it. Ascend ironically.
Disclaimers:
• Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
• Dark color speckles throughout the fabric are expected for the color Natural.

Why isn’t it here yet? Because we don’t worship at the altar of landfill fashion.

This shirt is made on demand, which means we don’t print 10,000 of them just to have 9,982 end up rotting in a clearance bin next to expired Axe body spray. We only create what’s actually ordered—like a minimalist monk of merch—so yeah, it takes a little longer to arrive.

But think of it like a sacred relic: forged with intention, not impulse.
Good things take time.
Great things take a mildly inconvenient shipping window.
Thanks for your patience, prophet. Your robe of sarcasm is on its way.