The Unblinking Hoodie (Cult of Coziness Edition)

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Warm. Watchful. Woke as hell.
The Unblinking Hoodie wraps you in soft, oversized defiance, featuring our signature ouroboros devouring its own tail (like your will to participate in late-stage capitalism), plus the all-seeing eye—because someone has to keep an eye on your spiritual regression.

This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s wearable doctrine.
Perfect for chilly evenings, existential awakenings, or hiding from your past in style.

Because we’re not fast fashion. We’re slow heresy.

Each shirt is made on demand—printed after you order it. That means no warehouses full of unsold regrets, no mass production waste, and no child labor (unless you count the inner child we’re healing through art).

Sure, it takes a bit longer to ship. But so does anything worth believing in.
You want instant gratification? Go to Amazon.
You want meaning stitched into cotton? Wait for it.

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