The Initiatory Sacrament

Description

This isn’t a subscription box. This is a goddamn gateway drug to your own creative heresy.

Inside, you’ll find every tool you need to burn away the limiting beliefs you inherited—and eat the ashes with a grin.

You’re not just buying a box.
You’re starting a new myth—one where you call the shots, write the doctrine, and devour the sacrament.

What’s Inside:

• Hand-rolled parchment for your first burning

• The iconic ‘Nothing is Sacred’ candle (middle finger up, obviously)

• Wax-sealed match vial (“Spark the change. Ignite your fire.”)

• Marshmallow & graham crackers for Satirical Transubstantiation

• Ouroboros-wrapped artisan chocolate

• Doctrinal insert (how-to, why-to, and what-to-come-next)

How it Works:

1. Scrawl your bullshit belief.

2. Burn it.

3. Speak the creed: “I burn the belief that does not serve me.”

4. Roast your marshmallow.

5. Assemble and eat your s’more.

6. Speak the creed: “I burn. I consume. I ascend.”

7. Welcome to the only cult where the sacrament is delicious and the doctrine is optional.

Ready to torch your old story and snack your way to salvation?
Begin your initiation.